Today, my mother informed me that I used to fake falling asleep in the car so I did not have walk inside myself. You go little me. You go. MLIA.
Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:55 am
Wish a wish & cross your heart & then hope to die.
About
16 years old. swimmer. junior. in love with my wonderful boyfriend. california. yeeeeee!
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December 10 2009
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Today, I had a test in English in the Odyssey. One of the bonus questions was "Who is Argos?" except our teacher spelled it wrong and wrote "Argus". Not knowing who he was I wrote "Argus Filch, caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Squib." I've never been more excited to get a test back. MLIA.
2009-12- 10T1:54:34Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:54 am
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Today, I was playing a card game with a 7 year old French girl (I'm an au pair) and trying to teach her the names of some of the animals in English. When preseted with a peacock, she thought hard for a moment and then triumphantly shouted "PENIS!". I had to leave the room to control myself. MLIA
2009-12- 10T1:53:39Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:53 am
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Today, I went to my friend's house, who is Chinese. Her mom is still learning English. When I sat down, I glanced down and saw their grocery list which read, "Dead cows. Dead chickens. Plants. Snowflakes." That last part still confuses me. MLIA
2009-12- 10T1:48:11Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:48 am
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Today, I walked out onto my front deck, and without noticing that the mailman was stopped in front of my house, I yelled "But where has all the rum gone?!". I was slightly embarrassed until he cackled, yelled "I'LL NEVER TELL!", and sped off in his mail truck. MLIA
2009-12- 10T1:47:38Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:47 am
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Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn't getting up so i went outside to meet her. Once i got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA
2009-12- 10T1:38:44Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:38 am
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Today, I got bored in class and drew a very detailed picture of waldo. I spent a long time trying to figure out where I could put my waldo so someone cool would find it, so eventually, I decided to go to the library and hide it in the fifth harry potter book. MLIA
2009-12- 10T1:10:59Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:10 am
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On Halloween, I was late to one of my classes and was walking as quick as I could. All of the sudden a senior ran passed me wearing a gold costume and flapping his arms furiously like a bird. I thought nothing of it. A second later, seven other seniors dressed in yellow and black Quidditch uniforms ran by me on brooms. MLIA
2009-12- 10T1:08:55Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:08 am
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Today I went to the movie theater with some friends. Before going, we were deciding which movie to see. My mom suggested we go see New Moon because it's such a popular film. Immediately, my dad says "you mean that movie about the sparkly gay vampire fairy?". I'm proud of you dad. MLIA.
2009-12- 10T1:03:38Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:03 am
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aha
my life =|
2009-12- 10T0:45:40Z Dec 10, 2009 @ 12:45 am
